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  THE "I" AND THE "T"

 

 

The dot on the "I" was detail

But the line on the "T" was OK   

So the dot was sold at retail  

And the "T" brought in on a tray

 

 

Said the "T" to the "I" in passing

I've just had a terrible thought

It seems to me quite awful

to think that your dot's been bought

 

 

Said the "I" to the "T"stop foreboding

Make use of the technology

It makes sense to me the off-loading

And I get ten per cent of the fee!

 

And surely one fateful morning

The "T" found a letter on the mat

We've cut down your time

and sold off your line

But we are very sorrow about that

 

The "I" and the "T" stood there plainly

Their characters gone it a flash

And looked at themselves somewhat vainly

Identity turned into cash

 

Now the system's not something you tell off

It's mean and cool as a breeze

So, if your caught in an "I"-dot sell-off

Make sure you hang on the the"T"s!

 

 

 

 

Two Fish Pies - Dedicated to The Old Ship Inn

Dream Girl - The product of a walk from Southwold to Dunwich

Four Trak -  Dedicated to my neighbour who got a US Green Card

The Fruit Machine -  Dedicated to Colin Foren who coined the  phrase "Spanking the Fruity" 

The Pizzeria  -  Dedicated to the Queens Hotel Crouch End

Lables  -  This is true

The "I" and the"T"- The product of a drive to Cornwall; I stopped at every service station to write down a verse.

Pigeons

The Seagull