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  THE PIZZERIA

Lit up like at pier

With lights you can see for a mile

You have what suffices

in whole bits or slices

And two for one deals on trial

The Pizzeria

There's loads round here

With plenty to stuff your face

The carton just oozes

With all things you chooses

And splatters all over the place

The Pizzeria

Though very near

Delivers come rain or snow

With toppings to try on

A plain or Hawaiin

At over a pound a throw 

The Pizzeria

IS very dear

But has many special offers

In the price

Coke and ice

Goes down the necks of scoffers

The Pizzeria

Open all year

The sauces fill a huge vat

Drips on cheeses

And goes where it pleases

Try it and really get fat

The Pizzeria

Do a light bun vaneer

The curry one really revulses

The Meatfeast's rock hard

The Barbeque's chared

Ane the Vegan is riddled with pulses

The Pizzeria

The Queens pub's in fear

They say it must move with the chages

From a pub to an eater

But Oh Marguarita!

Exchange all the beer pumps for ranges

The Pizzeria

I'd rather a beer

All that dough and spices extend you

Though the Queens pub still reigns

Ensure one thing remains

That pizza is off the menu!