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FOUR TRAK

 

Some are tinted blueberry crush

Other bluebottle metalic

White ones always come in a rush

And red ones essentially phalic

 

Personalised plates and chromium wheels

No GT injection is quicker

Come on inside and see how she feels

You can't fail to notice my four trak club sticker

 

Seated up high with ego inflated

Tyres balloon under the load

My mobile of course is voice activated

That's in case the airbags explode

 

It takes Homebase flatpacks with ease

As it comes with an extra large hatch

I wear baggy shorts that come over my knees

With my ponytail and silly hat to match

 

Walnut and Wilton sumptuous hide

Tele-map, six speed, seven seater

A broadband scanner and a route planner

You get a good ride in my FourTrak Four Litre!

 

 

 

 

Two Fish Pies - Dedicated to The Old Ship Inn

Dream Girl - The product of a walk from Southwold to Dunwich

Four Trak -  Dedicated to my neighbour who got a US Green Card

The Fruit Machine -  Dedicated to Colin Foren who coined the  phrase "Spanking the Fruity" 

The Pizzeria  -  Dedicated to the Queens Hotel Crouch End

Lables  -  This is true

The "I" and the"T"- The product of a drive to Cornwall; I stopped at every service station to write down a verse.

Pigeons

The Seagull