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  TWO FISH PIES

Two fish pies

They have stars in their eyes

If they think we should pay their prices

At the Old Ship Inn

They lure you within

Where exravagance is in crisis

Food for sparrows and not for the plenty

Two snacks two drinks and I busted a twenty

It's my holiday week

But the outlook is bleak

As I know they are making a killing

Those in my company

Are prone to glutony

Not tricked by a mystery filling

It's bad enough with me and Heidi

If I had two kids I'd be home by Friday

Three years on I return with a foursome

The portions mean and the prices awesome

Food for the meagre and not for the thrifty

Four snacks, four drinks and I busted a fifty!